Me: Hail mighty air spirit, I have been sent for training.
Air Spirit: Greetings Shaman, I have been expecting you. I have heard great things of you from my earth, fire and water brethren. Unlike them, I will not set you an arduous task, you have already proved yourself.
Me: Thanks dude Thank you great spirit.
Air Spirit: Take this token to your trainer and he will imbue its essence into a totem for you.
Me: Cheers mate Thank you oh airy one. God, it's high up here, I'm getting quite a case of vertigo.
Air Spirit: I will aid you in you return.
*Poof*
Me: WTF! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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