Mysterious Fortune Card Reset Results

This post is a follow up to the Hate Tell Idiot post on Friday.

I told you all that the 25g cards were selling well. Well this was the contents of my inbox the next morning...

ZeroAuctions / Auctioneer Fast Auction Button

As I stated a few days ago, an upgrade to what I think is now Auctioneer has really been pissing me off. The scroll wheel fast auction thingy.

Well, it looks like the best workaround I have found so far is to be ready as soon as the window with the options pops up. Then the scroll wheel submit auctions seems to work more often than not.

Reset Mysterious Fortune Card Market

I was having a pseudo argument with a competitor last night whilst I was clearing my mail box of the 500 auction successful emails for 7g Mysterious Fortune Cards.

We probably have the same relationship as Foo and Breevok.

So a short while ago I got back into the MFC market and this guy had been in it since my ban scare so he thought the market was his.

Props to him, he's bought Cold's MFC Guide (well he claims it's his brothers toon and his brother may have bought the guide!) and was using some of the barks.

When I come along and start using some of my editted barks that I got for free from Cold's Blog way back in January I think.

Our relationship began when he accused me of copying him!!! Hahahaha!!

So I put him right and then informed him that I'd spotted that there are currently only 3 pages of MFCs up at the mo. All but 10 of those auctions are singles at 8g49s.

I advise him that when I was running the show the sale value would be 25g and thats exactly where I'm going to put it again. I am not selling any MFCs at the moment but I'm barking like buggery.

Soon there are only 6 x100 and 2 x200 auctions left at 7g a card.

I quickly buy these up as I only have 72 cards left and post singles at 25g, 5s at 24g 10s at 23g 20s at 20g 50s at 17g 100 stacks at 15g and 200 stacks at 10g.

The singles are selling hand over fist and a 200 stack has even sold.

An hour later I am still the only seller - how lucky is that!!

Even better, I get a hate tell from some idiot who says I have ruined the AH by raising the price of cards from 8g to 25g. That one is going straight to Gevlon!!!

Swifty Can Go Fuck Himself

Last night we had a massive attack on one of the servers that I play on.

There was a wall of /yell spam ranging from ridiculous to jew hating and nigger bashing.

All aimed at reversing a ban on some twat called Swifty??

Why am I so bothered? No-one could read my MFC ads!!!

Go Fuck Yourself Swifty. Hope they ban you for eternity.

Phase 5 of Firelands Dailies

I unlocked the Druids of the Talon quests last night and my tree grew :)

Glop - Finally

Finally!!! Now I just have to rescue that stupid bastard Pebbles another gazillion times and I won't ever need to go back to Deepholm ...

... that is until patch 4.3 puts the latest daily grind there :p

Oh and another thing, stop deprecating hard to get quest items Blizzard you fuckers ...

Gee Thanks ... and back into MFC market

I went to ZA with some guildies on Friday night.

I went as DPS in tank spec and DPS gear.

When asked why I was in tank spec I admitted I don't have DPS spec. They made me tank.

Until it was clear that was a bad idea :p

Afterwards I used up some Amani Frog Sticks or whatever the fuck they are called.

I got this:

Which contained:


Considering I had just bought and made abot 400 MFCS I hardly needed an extra 6.

Oh and yes. I am back in the MFC market, they are selling even better than before :)

Crappy Update Auction Addons

I hadn't updated my addons since 4.2 hit. I didn't really need to.

I have auctioneer, zero auctions, postal and maybe macaroon that affect auctions and the mail box.

The appraiser window was a bit off showing the hex code (#aaff11) in front of items instead of using the value to colour the text but I could live with that.

But I finally decided to start upgrading them and downloaded the latest auctioneer and zero auctions.

Now the number of unshown mails is missing from my mail box (I thought macaroon did that and I didn't upgrade that :s) but far worse is this bloody scroll wheel for fast posting now.

I was doing fine without it, but now I have it I'm stuck with it I guess.

I could not post anything without activating the key binding. Just clicking on "Yes" to post would close the dialogue, not give me any further options and put the message "no auctions posted" in the log window.

When I actviated the scroll wheel thing in the addon options I can very occassionally get the auctions to post, but more often than not it closes the window and puts that message in the log pane.

I try it outside the addon real-estate, on the "Yes" button, on the auctioneer. Everywhere.

It's Really Pissing Me OFF!!!

Anyone got any ideas?

Mysterious Fortune Card Barks NOT to Use

These are the mysterious fortune card barks that nearly got me banned. I am saving them here for posterity.

/2 Forget about the [Mysterious Fortune Card] try coke! Less addictive but costs a bit more.

That was the one quoted in the email from BlizzTards but the followig were also indirecftly referenced as potentially offensive :P

/2 Constipated? Buy a [Mysterious Fortune Card] today and if you win a [Fortune Card] I guarantee you'll sh1t your pants!

/2 You know that Pen1s Enlargment you always wanted? Thought you'd never afford it? With [Mysterious Fortune Card]s you just might!

/2 Don't buy [Mysterious Fortune Card] from [Insert Copetitor of the Day]. they are fake - you'll ony get 10s win. Buy mine and win a [Fortune Card]!

/2 Small tallywacker? Flip a [Mysterious Fortune Card] for a chance at the [Fortune Card] - You got 5K and the girls won't laugh at you anymore!!

/2 Lads; buy a [Mysterious Fortune Card] today, you'll get a 38DD wanger! and a [Fortune Card]

/2 Girls; wanna big rack? Buy my [Mysterious Fortune Card] today for a chance at 12 inchs of pure [Fortune Card]

/2 Dsyfunctional in the pants department? Buy a stack [Mysterious Fortune Card]s and you needn't worry about it again. (Results not guaranteed).

/2 Girls? Can't afford that Boob job? Never fear. Flip a [Mysterious Fortune Card] into a [Fortune Card]! Now you can afford massive Hollies!!!!

/2 Congenital Heart Defect? Don't buy a [Mysterious Fortune Card]. The excitement could kill ya!. Try [Inferno Ink]

Guild Exalted

Nice, now I can start buying some more pets and mounts and stuff :P