If, like me, you have ten thousand alts and you want them all to experience the joys of a trip to the dentist with rotten teeth than you had better get your daily routine stream-lined. Luckily for you I have done it here.
Check out the 'Hag'. I don't know about you but I'd give her one, or two, or three!
Notes for low levels
If you don't have the garrison or it's not high enough level, then skip it and hearth to Dalaran after the dungeon instead, if you have not got Dalaran yet then you will not be able to get to the Wicked Witch and you could run to Undercity from Andhoral but I don't think it's worth the time and effort.
Pick up the heirloom toys to grab a basic set of flighpoints: To Modernize the Provisioning of Azeroth and Surviving Kalimdor.
Pre-requisites for Dailies
- Hearthstone set to Bradensbrook in Valsharah.
- Dalaran Hearthstone.
- Garrison Hearthstone.
- Stormwind Hearthstone Cloak.
One offs.
- Make sure you pick up the nougat quest before running around the inns.
- Whilst in New Dalaran grab “Beware of the Crooked Tree” from Duroc Ironjaw next to the candy bucket in the Legerdemain lounge, also grab the candy bucket!
- Grab the candy bucket from your faction Inn in Dalaran.
- You’ll probably need to fly to Bradensbrook the first time to set you Hearthstone there. (Don’t worry about Boralus, you can get back there from the Stormwind Portal Room).
- Then hand in the Crooked Tree quest before doing the daily.
Dailies
- Start off at Goldshire Inn
- Collect “Stop the Fires!” or “Let the Fires Come!” quests. If it’s not available because the Pumpkin quest is active, wait for it to despawn then /reload.
- Put out the fires, starting with the Forge chimney and working anti-clockwise.
- If the horseman is currently being fought on the ground grabbing the Let the Fires Come quest may auto-complete.
- Head to the Gates of Stormwind
- Collect all quests
- Talk to Gertrude Fenlow to go to the Undercity
- Once you’ve started flying queue for the Headless Horseman
- Continue with Bombing Undercity
- If the Headless Horseman queue pops wait until the last possible second before clicking Enter Dungeon (You will NOT enter dungeon yet).
- Say in /i or /p “Just waiting to dismount from the undercity broom”
- Finish the bombing and click the Return button.
- As soon as you dismount, click on group finder icon and select “Teleport to Dungeon”
- Moan in /i or /p about how long it took to dismount from the broom whilst lol-rolling the HH
- When the Headless Horseman dies use your GARRISON Hearthstone.
- (If the dungeon hasn’t popped yet start clearing up the stink bombs in Stormwind until lit it pops, then carry out the step above).
- Collect the four Garrison quests and fly to Socrethar’s Rest.
- Lol-roll the quests and fly back to your garrison and hand them in
- Hearthstone to Bradensbrook.
- Fly North west to the Hag of the Crooked Tree at 35,56 and accept the quest.
- Click on the Crooked Tree Cauldron to accept her curse and enter the weird realm and go kill the witch Aria Sorrowheart.
- Remember to interrupt Aria’s Scream
- Loot one of the sisters hats (hopefully)
- Hearthstone to Dalaran, enter the Chamber of the Guardians and use the portal. Go all the way to the bottom and select the middle portal on the right (Dalaran Center).
- As soon as you spawn use your Magic Broom or fall to the ground and use you normal mount
- Head North to Undercity
- Land just before and to the left of the Wickerman and stand at the near end of the bridge
- Use your dousing agent
- Ensure quest complete pops then use your Stormwind cloak to return to Stormwind.
- Leave the Stormwind portal room and do/finish the Clean Up Stormwind quest as you head back to the gates.
- Click the fire to the left of the gates then head over the road and hand all the quests in.
- Head back to the Goldshire Inn and log out until tomorrow.
